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Murphy's Laws: Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.  ---------------- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy ---------------- The road to success??.. Is always under construction. ---------------- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. ---------------- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. ---------------- All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.     --------------- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.    ---------------- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works until u cheat.    ---------------- If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. ---------------- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. ---------------- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. ---------------- As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. ---------------- He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. ---------------- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. ---------------- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. ---------------- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. ---------------- If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. ---------------- Especially for engg. Students----  If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. ---------------- You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. ---------------- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. ---------------- After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other. ---------------- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. ---------------- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker    Glitter Graphics

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