[F4AG] A small try to put a smile on your face

 

A small try to put a smile on your face     1. . A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my   sister , don't you have your own sister"     2. Santa went for an interview    Bank manager: what is cyclone ?    Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.   3. Innocent kid handling his breakup ...    Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hun,    par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai.    Aur muje tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai     4. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . .    Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..   5. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.     Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once"     6. What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"   7.Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne kaha Saahab "Orkut pe muje b add kar lo"   8. Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa.    Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun    2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.... ... .. ... .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.             9. World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any wool? .. .. ... .. .    sheep: NO, get lost.             10. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ?     Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do.     Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!           11. Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ?      Santa: just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge             12. Ek dukhi aadmi bola: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achhy.     Achanak yamdoot aya aur bola : Tumhaari jaan lene ka huqum hai.     Aadmi: lo kar lo baaat, ab insaan majaak b nai kar sakta.         13. A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river. Fish comes up and shout "Mayaavati zindabaad           14.  Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya      Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?      Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother           15.  Pathan Ladki se: I Love you !      Ladki:Tameez se baaat karo      Pathan: Bismilllah Hir rehman Nir Reheeem, with due respect I beg to say that "I Love you".           16. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. "Aj apna bhi bank balance hota agar    dada aashiq na hota".             17.  Galib ne GF ko date par bulaaya aur wo late ayi.       GF: sorry, I am late.       Galib: Falak pe chand sitaaron ko neend aa rahy hai, dossri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahy hai.             18.  Ek bachha door bell bajaane ki koshish kar raha tha. Ek old man ne dekha aur bell baja di.       Aur bachhe se bola: Aur kuch beta?       Bachha: Ab bhaago.

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