Re: [Gujarati Club] A WINNER !!

 

ArvindBhai:

These  CWG scenes reminds me of an olden timer joke, that we were enjoying telling  in the Kindergarten to one another !!

 

Once,  3  Gappodidaas ( Bluff Masters ) were  releasing the air,  from right underneath their arms, while sitting on an open  terassa, under the full moonlight.

While started bluffing,.. they had no shame,...

1.   In our country,... UAE,... Burj Arab, Khalifa,..dubai, we got a tallest building,..... and on it a helli Pad, a straight, flat, smoother, heavenly platform,...where one can play Tennis, Badminton and Golf  and can see the entire world, including all of the  nine planets !

2.  The other idiotic adds,...It's nothing,... in our nation we got a longest River called Nile, flowing from  the north pole to the south pole that no aliens can ever cross and that's how Planet earth is alien free today,...and water so clean that a surgeon can do surgery of a human, while looking at the reflection in the water  !

3.  A  japanese guy stood up,...  saying,...You guys are morons, or what  !!  In our japan , we make in our cloth-mills  a  cloth named " wooliee" a so soft and gentle cloth, 100 times smoother than "Resham" and it has got its heavenly feel, unavailable even to the Gods!

Having enuff of  Baloney,  finally,... our  Karsan kaka stood up from India, fixed his end of  dhoti,..smelled a pinch of  "Chhinkani" and said,..  Calm down ,.. you idiotic,  dimwit,  brainless homophobic, morons,.. 

" In our india,.....  We have a  "Laaliya Kootara"  !!  Our Laaaliya Kootara ( Doggie )  can go on the top of your burj arab, card house and can shitt a fudge-ful right on that table top helli pad,..... then,...... Go to your Nile River and clean the arse thoroughly,..... and then,...  go to your Japan and can wipe the arse completely with your japanese Woolie and ,... can come back home safe and sound winning the race, undoubtedly as No. 1 !!

I think that's what we see in those CWG pictures !!   No ??

Lololololl!

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By the way,..... If you rearrange the letters " Suresh kalmadi" it comes up,...

"Sir, U made Lakhs !"

;)

 

 

 


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