Saat khoon maaf
I just saw the movie. Did not like it. Plain Boring - Pakaau - Khapat - Aspro / Anacin - Seridon - Baam - Mathaa No Dukhaao
They say,.. it's a Dark Humor ( Though, I did not find any Light Humor even, in it ! )
Just One word : Worse than the Garbage. Someone , please slap Vishal for this, as he truly deserves it !
If you are still cursing, abusing and swearing Abhi-Ash's movie Ravan, that simply means,... you have not seen this crap, yet !
If Sallu said, Gujaareesh dekhne tau kutta bhi nahin jaayega,.... ( which had russian looking Ash in it atleast ) , Yo, Sallu,.. we are still earnestly expecting for your yr opinion on this with our ears wide open,... ( as it has a "kaala jaambu" - urfe,..our lovely, dearly, most beloved darling, Coal mine owned PiggyChops in it ! - Sorry Priya ! )
And, Yessss,.. Akki's super-junk TMK may prove to be of at least 10 times more entertaining than this bulky bull's pyramid 'droppings' . - A big poop by Vishaal in through out darkness - the movie is made in.
95% movie is made in darkness ( just like Ravan ) and hardly there are 2-5 scenes in daylight. ( you are watching complete dark ( blank/black ) screen 50% of times.
Now how to watch, what director is showing what and
what about the facial expression and acting part of an artist ?
Director fails to take you into the movie's story line in the beginning and fails, making you acquainted with characters in the beginning of the movie and within 15 minutes you realize strongly that movie is a pure bull-shit,.. ( with no excitement or entertainment in it ) and, should stop watching it now and give up !
Regarding Priyanks, - in beautiful suger-coated make ups she looks a far fairy tale damsel and also that far in a negative makeup she looks worse than a choodel !
Me Being a big and hardcore fan of Piggy, Ashutosh's flop - "Wass' yr Rashi" still failed to make me bored,.. but this one definitely did and Yess,.. in tons.
Darling ! ( Parde se aankhen dor kar lo ) Aab tau aankhon band kar lo ! - Roko naa,... roko naa,... Muje theater se baahar kar dau !
Chain hai ganwaaraa,... Sar-dard bhi Phira,..... Naa aise aankhon se dole baahar hone dau !
Maaf karo Priyanka devi and spare us some mercy !
Movie reminded me of some old and very boring English movie of 60-70's and runs completely boring through out.
Piggy's love - making scenes ( harsh rape with Irfan khan..etc ) run in total darkness and hence the wastage. - All rape and love making scenes in 12.00 night darkness and hence invisible.
Piggy has proved once again, that negative make up and 'not glory-fying' movies are not for her and she should stick with sugar-coated elegant roles of glossy and glorified damsel like image only.
John Abrahim may not had done any worse/clown role than this one ever, in any movie !
Irfan khan's shero-shayari is plain " goo " and Ghatiya kisam ki!
Neil Mukesh is wasted, seems to young as a colonel and useless anyway ! Nass. Shah is a total wastage and noone has performed any well at all.
Priyanka is ugly, dirty, and unattracting black shit that is clearly been proved in this movie and has wiped all of her glory roles of earlier.
Story line is total crap, direction is crap, movie fails to go in the story, explaining you one by one murder clearly. - Movie never fails to bore you all the way till end !
All other side stars are new, incompetant and full of crap and reminds you of lack of Paresh rawal, Johnny Lever, Boman, Rajpal Yadav or so,.... who should had filled and filletd the spot little more efficiently.
In short, movie is total hopeless, disappointing, disgusting, annoying and irritating.
Akki's super-flop, Action replay was rather even a way better, as compared to. ( At least Ashly was pleasant in it ! - While here we see our Piggly crying non-stoply ! )
IMHO, someone should honestly give two tight slaps to Vishal Bharadwaaj for
delivering this super-duper junkie crap, ( Biggest poop ever ) ever.
Pigge was forgiven - 7 Khoon Maaf to her, but hey Gelfaadya Vishaal,........" Hum se kya bhool huyi,.. jo yeh saza hum ko mili !! " ???????
Dunno why ppl copy Russian dhoon and boring and hopless and senseless songs?? ( Pritam ( Bhappi Lahiri ? ) Virus ? )
Lol !!
Stlll wanna watch this Crap ??? It is upto you ! ( No Blames taken )
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