too old one, still good reading once again.
keep bringing selceted good stuff.
thx.
--- In gujaraticlub@yahoogroups.com, અખિલ સà«àª¤àª°à«€àª† <gujaratigaurav@...> wrote:
>
> અજય વà«àª¯àª¾àª¸à«‡ મોકલાવેલà«àª‚ મરક મરક
>
> What a wonder full definitions. ......... ........Pl. read them all...
>
> MARRIAGE:
> It's an agreement
> wherein
> a man loses his bachelor degree
> and a woman gains her master
>
> LECTURE:
> An art of transmitting Information
> from the notes of the lecturer
> to the notes of students
> without passing through the minds
> of either
>
> CONFERENCE:
> The confusion of one man
> multiplied by the
> number present
>
> COMPROMISE:
> The art of dividing
> a cake in such a way that
> everybody believes
> he got the biggest piece
>
> TEARS:
> The hydraulic force by which
> masculine will power is
> defeated by feminine water-power!
>
> DICTIONARY:
> A place where divorce comes
> before marriage
>
> CONFERENCE ROOM:
> A place where everybody talks,
> nobody listens
> and everybody disagrees later on
>
> ECSTASY:
> A feeling when you feel
> you are going to feel
> a feeling
> you have never felt before
>
> CLASSIC:
> A book
> which people praise,
> but never read
>
> OFFICE:
> A place
> where you can relax
> after your strenuous
> home life
>
> YAWN:
> The only time
> when some married men
> ever get to open
> their mouth
>
> ETC:
> A sign
> to make others believe
> that you know
> more than
> you actually do
>
> COMMITTEE:
> Individuals
> who can do
> nothing individually
> and sit to decide
> that nothing can be done
> together
>
> EXPERIENCE:
> The name
> men give
> to their
> Mistakes
>
> ATOM BOMB:
> An invention
> to bring an end
> to all
> inventions
>
> PHILOSOPHER:
> A fool
> who torments himself
> during life,
> to be spoken of
> when dead
>
> CIGARETTE:
> A pinch of tobacco
> rolled in paper
> with fire at one end
> and a fool at the other!
>
> DIPLOMAT:
> A person
> who tells you
> to go to hell
> in such a way
> that you actually look forward
> to the trip
>
> OPPORTUNIST:
> A person
> who starts taking bath
> if he
> accidentally falls
> into a river
>
> OPTIMIST:
> A person
> who while falling
> from EIFFEL TOWER
> says in midway
> "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
>
> PESSIMIST:
> A person
> who says that
> O is the last letter
> in ZERO,
> Instead of the first letter
> in OPPORTUNITY
>
> MISER:
> A person
> who lives poor
> so that
> he can die RICH!
>
> FATHER:
> A banker
> provided by
> nature
>
> CRIMINAL:
> A guy
> no different
> from the other,
> unless he gets caught
>
> BOSS:
> Someone
> who is early
> when you are late
> and late
> when you are early
>
> POLITICIAN:
> One who
> shakes your hand
> before elections
> and your Confidence
> Later
>
> DOCTOR:
> A person
> who kills
> your ills
> by pills,
> and kills you
> by his bills!
> Â
> Â with best regards,
> Â
> AKHIL sutaria
>
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