Cool ones, tfs
--- In gujaraticlub@yahoogroups.com, Mukesh Pandya <mkpandya2000@...> wrote:
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> --- On Tue, 6/28/11, atulpatel@... <atulpatel@...> wrote:
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> From: atulpatel@... <atulpatel@...>
> Subject: Fwd: Hey..Let's Have Some Laughter..!! (dpb)
> To: Subway20300@..., amrkunj01@..., himanshupatel001@..., kirtesh.patel@..., bhadresh7@..., bhadresh16@..., bhavin71@..., ashokmistry1@..., mkpandya2000@..., keith_dkbusy_1999@..., drpatel@..., bpatel@...
> Date: Tuesday, June 28, 2011, 7:34 PM
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> -----Original Message-----
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> From: Prakash Jariwala <jariwala856@...>
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> To: ATULPATEL@... <ATULPATEL@...>
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> Sent: Tue, Jun 28, 2011 7:20 pm
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> Subject: Fw: Hey..Let's Have Some Laughter..!! (dpb)
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> ----- Forwarded Message -----
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> From: "DBalani@..." <DBalani@...>
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> To: DBalani@...
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> Sent: Friday, June 17, 2011 3:16 PM
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> Subject: Hey..Let's Have Some Laughter..!! (dpb)
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> When A Male Can't
> Stand It Anymore...
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> Priceless
> shot!
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> Enough Is Enough ! I've Had Enough Of This! Now, Just
> Shut Your Damn Mouth!
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> -dpb-
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> For Sale
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> Wedding
> Dress, Size 8.
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> Worn
> Once By
> Mistake.
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> Every Wife Is A 'Mistress" For Her
> Husband.
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> "Miss" For One Hour & "Stress" For the Rest 23 Hours..!.
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> There Are Two Times When A Man Doesn't
> Understand A
> Woman
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> Before Marriage And
> After Marriage.
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> Wife : I Will
> Die.
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> Husband : I Will Also
> Die.
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> Wife : Why Will You Die
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> Husband : Because I Can't Bear That Much
> Happiness..!.
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> My Husband And I Divorced
> Over Religious
> Differences.
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> He Thought He
> Was God, And I Didn't.
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> Marriage Is
> Like A Public Toilet
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> Those Waiting Outside
> Are Desperate To Get In
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> & Those Inside Are
> Desperate To Come Out.
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> Why Were Hurricanes Usually Named After Women?
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> Because When They Arrive, They're Wet And Wild, But
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> When They Go, They Take Your House
> And Car..
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> Text
> Messaging
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> Husband Sends The Following Message To His Wife
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> My Love,
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> If
> You're Sleeping, Send Me Your Dreams.
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> If You're Smiling, Send Me Your
> Smile.
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> If You're Crying, Send Me Your Tears.
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> I Love You.
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> Wife Texed
> Back :
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> I'm In The Toilet,
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> What Should I Send You?
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> The Woman
> Applying For A Job In A
> Florida Lemon Grove
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> Seemed Way Too Qualified For The Job.
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> "Look Miss,"
> Said The Foreman, "Have You Any
> Actual
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> Experience In Picking
> Lemons?"
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> "Well,
> As A Matter Of Fact, Yes!"
> She Replied.
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> "I've
> Been Divorced
> Three Times."
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> Whisky
> Is A Brilliant Invention.
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> One Double
> And You Start Feeling Single Again.
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> A
> Man Goes To The Wizard To Ask If He
> Can
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> Remove A Curse He Has Been Living With For The Last 40
> Years.
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> The Wizard Says, "Maybe, But You Will Have To Tell Me
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> The
> Exact Words That Were Used To Put The Curse
> On You."
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> The
> Man Says Without
> Hesitation,
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> "I
> Now Pronounce You Man And
> Wife."
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> Husband Searching Keywords On Google `How To Tackle
> Wife?`
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> Google Search Result, `Good Day Sir, Even We Are
> Searching`.
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> A Man Goes
> To A Shrink And Says, "Doctor, My Wife Is
> Unfaithful To Me.
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> Every Evening,
> She Goes To Larry's Bar And Picks Up Men.
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> In Fact, She
> Sleeps With Anybody Who Asks Her!
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> I'm Going Crazy.
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> What Do You
> Think I Should Do?"
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> "Relax,"
> Says The Doctor,
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> "Take A
> Deep Breath And Calm Down.
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> Now, Tell Me, Exactly
> Where Is Larry's Bar?"
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> Husband Throwing Darts At His Wife's Photo And Not
> Even A Single One Hitting The Target..
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> From
> Another Room Wife Called The Husband : "Honey What Are You Doing..
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> Husband: "MISSING YOU"..
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> Quote
> On A Husband`s T-Shirt:
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> All Girls Are Devils,
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> But My Wife Is The
> Queen Of Them.
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> Three Men Were Asked,
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> "When You're In Your Casket, And Friends And Family Members Are Mourning Over You,
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> What Would You Like Them
> To Say?"
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> Archie Said: "I Would Like
> Them To Say..
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> I Was A Wonderful Husband, A Fine Spiritual
> Leader, And A Great Family
> Man."
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> Edward Commented: "I Would Like
> Them To Say..
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> I Was A wonderful Teacher And Servant Of God Who
> Made A Huge Difference In People's
> Lives."
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> Alex Said: "I'd Like Them To Say, "Look, He's
> Moving!"
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> A Man Goes
> To See The Rabbi.
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> "Rabbi, Something Terrible Is Happening And I Have To
> Talk To You About It."
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> The Rabbi Asked, "What's
> Wrong?"
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> The Man Replied, "My Wife Is Poisoning
> Me."
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> The Rabbi, Very Surprised By This, Asks, "How Can That Be?"
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> The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm
> certain she's poisoning me, what should
> I do?"
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> The
> Rabbi Then Offers,
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> "Tell You What.
> Let Me Talk To Her, I'll See What I Can Find Out And I'll Let You
> Know."
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> A Week Later
> The Rabbi Calls And Says,
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> "Well, I Spoke To Your Wife. I Spoke To Her For Three
> Hours.
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> You Want My Advice?"
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> The Man
> Said Yes
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> The Rabbi Replied,
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> "Take
> The poison
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> Deepak
> Balani.
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> New Jersey -
> USA
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