[Gujarati Club] MY MAIL OF THE DAY BY***aSh***27 JULY11

Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.  In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem).  What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.  So, here is my question: Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?  Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their BUTT----doing drugs while I work. Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?  I guess we could call the program "URINE OR YOU'RE OUT"!  Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though. Something has to change in this country - AND SOON! P..S. Just a thought, all politicians should have to pass a urine test too... Lord knows they couldn't pass an IQ test!    All copyrights © belong to the respective Artist /Photographer...aSh... Subject: Fw: The Balloonist ha..,.excellent                   A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.  She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."   The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 3,150 feet above sea level. You are at 35 degrees, 42 minutes north latitude and 101 degrees, 35 minutes 42 seconds west longitude.   She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican?"   "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"   "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct.  But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."   The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama-Democrat?"   "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"   "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.  You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.  You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."   THE WALL