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chalo ,
tyaare ek-aad gujarati tuchako, hun ye sambhlaavi davu. Haahahah.
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Once 4 gujju wives met at a party talking about their husband's new cellular phones....
First gujju wife says to others... "Maro pati ne pass mota laura (motorola) che!....
Second gujju wife replies.."Aree sirf mota laura thi kya hoga? errection (ERICSSON) chahiye!....
So the third gujju wife steps up & says..."aree mota laura bhi thick hai, errection bhi thick hai, Par semen (Seimens) nahi to kya fayda?...
And then the fourth said.."Mota laura bhi ho, errecson bhi ho, semen bhi ho, lekin na kiya (Nokia) tho kya fayda??....
............
A street hawker was spreading all the cloth-pieces for sell on the road
and a gujju lady comes there,...
Ben : aa khaadi nu shun ? ( aakhaa di' nu shun? )
Feriyo: Ek vaar na pachaas rupeeya.
...........
A Gujju ben comes to tailor inquiring for her Chaniya ( if he'd sewed already ):
Ben : maaraa chaniya nu shun???
daraji : ben juvo, aa hamanaa j Ramaben nu blouse faatyun chhe,
ae pate, eatle tamaaro vaaro.
Ben : Juvo, gaye vakhate y tame maaro chaniyo bagaadyo hato .
Darji : Ben, tame dar vakhate, aam ubhaa-ubhaa karaavo, pachhe bagade j ne !
...........
One gujju baayi, was tired of his " Pyaalaa- Barani waalo" and she
is whinning about him, telling it to an other lady ::
Muvo, nakhkhodiyo,..... roj bapor naa baar naa takore j aave chhe !
aavtaa ni saathe j " Bas, ben kapadaa j kaadho ! "
Bas,.. naa hoy,... to ye kaadho !
Hon,..Tame maanaso,..... gayi kaale, tau hun kapadaa kaadhi ne betheli,...
ne muvo,..... kahe chee,....... Ben tame kaadhela j raakh jo,... hun khaali 3 minute maa, jara baaju vaalaa ben ne pataavi ne aavu chuun !!
Ne, aam kahi ne, ... muvo,.. deli ye haath dayi ne jato rahyo !!
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At one river bank,.. daily a sadhu was doing meditation and at the same time a washerman's wife was coming to wash clothes and she was getting into the half water, taking her chaniya up all the way and so,...
Sadhu was daily disturbed in his meditation, and one day,..
Sadhu got upset,.....
Sadhu : Taari dharam ni dhaankani dhaank,....
.... maaro laaliyo jaage chhe !
Washer woman : Sheed ne Munzaavo chho, mahaaraj ?,...
.........Ae tau, hari-ras maange chhe !
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