[Gujarati Club] mY MAIL OF THE DAy BY***aSh*** 22 SEPT 11 - I M BLUE TODAY

All copyrights © belong to the respective Artist /Photographer...aSh... A flight attendant on a United Air Lines cross-country flight nervously announced: about 30 minutes outbound from LA, "I don't know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners." When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so someone else can eat will receive free drinks for the length of the flight." Her next announcement came an hour later. "If anyone wants to change his mind, we still have 29 dinners available."           Johnny  can remember the night he lost his innocence in the back seat of the family car. It would have been even more memorable if Johnny hadn't been alone.       Bill and Johnny were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. "What's the matter Johnny?" asked Bill of his buddy. "You look kind of down." "My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin." "Why's that Johnny?" "Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster."