[Gujarati Club] MY MAIL OF THE DAY BY***aSh*** 9 SEPT 11

For your enlightenment today.   A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.   Ø   I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.   Ø   Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.  Ø   The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.  Ø  If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.  (I have to remember this one) Ø   We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.    Ø   War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Ø   Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.  Ø   Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.    Ø   To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; To steal from many is research. Ø   A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. Ø   Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.  Ø  I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.  Ø   A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.  Ø   Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "In an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".  Ø   I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.     All copyrights © belong to the respective Artist /Photographer...aSh...