joke
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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in US.
They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.
Each of the men orders a martini.
In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis and says, "That'll be 10c each, please."
They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40c, finish their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, "That's 40c, please."
They pay the 40c, but their curiosity gets the better of them.
Finally, one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a 10c a piece?"
"I'm a retired tailor," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar.
Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $25 million and decided to open this place.
Every drink costs 10c. wine, liquor, beer - it's all the same."
"Wow! That's some story!"
As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar
who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they have been there.
Nodding at those seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, "What's with them?"
The bartender says, "They're retired 'GUJUS' from Ahmedabad, India. They're waiting for the Happy Hour!"
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