WHAT GENDER IS IT?ZIPLOC BAGS - male,because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male,because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work,it spends most of its time just opening bottles.KIDNEYS - female,because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male,because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.COPIER - female,because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.TIRE - male,because it goes bald and often is over inflated.HOT AIR BALLOON - male,because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part.WEB PAGE - female,because it is always getting hit on.SUBWAY - male,because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.HOURGLASS - female,because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.HAMMER - male,because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,but it's handy to have around.REMOTE CONTROL - female...Ha! You thought I'd say male.But consider . . . it gives a man pleasure,he'd be lost without it,and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,he keeps trying.
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