Gujarati Club News: [Gujarati Club] Wat gender? BY***aSh***

WHAT GENDER IS IT?

ZIPLOC BAGS - male,

because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male,

because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work,

it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS - female,

because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

SHOE - male,

because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female,

because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.

Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

TIRE - male,

because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male,

because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...

and, of course, there's the hot air part.

WEB PAGE - female,

because it is always getting hit on.

SUBWAY - male,

because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female,

because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male,

because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,

but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female...

Ha! You thought I'd say male.

But consider . . . it gives a man pleasure,

he'd be lost without it,

and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,

he keeps trying.