Gujarati Club News: March 2008

[Fun_4_Amdavadi_Gujarati] Guru Gyan...Good one :)

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[Fun_4_Amdavadi_Gujarati] A small tour

તમે કોન્ક્રીટના એક નાના રસ્તા પર ચાલી રહ્યા છો. તમારી બન્ને બાજુએ વનરાજી મ્હાલી રહી છે. એક આઠેક ફુટ પહોળો વહેળો તમારી ડાબી બાજુએ, ઘણે નીચે, ખળખળ વહી રહ્યો છે. ઉંચાં ઝાડ રસ્તાને બન્ને બાજુએ ઘેરીને ઉભેલાં છે.

તમે આગળ વધો છો અને વહેળો ક્યાંક અદ્રશ્ય થઈ જાય છે. રસ્તો હવે ઢાળમાં નીચેની તરફ ડુબકી મારે છે. તમે એક પુલની નીચેથી હવે પસાર થઈ રહ્યા છો. ઉપરથી ધસમસાટ ટ્રાફીક પસાર થઈ રહ્યો છે. તમે એ વટાવી આગળ વધો છો. હવે બાજુમાંથી એક નાનકડું ઝરણું પથ્થરોની વચ્ચેથી પસાર થઈ ક્યાંક વહી જતું દેખાય છે.

હવે તો રસ્તાની આગળ થોડાં રહેણાંકનાં સરસ મજાનાં ઘરો દેખાવા માંડે છે. પાછા વસ્તીમાં આવી ગયાં કે શું એ ધાસ્તી તમને ઘડીભર થઈ જાય છે. પણ તમે તે બધાંને વટાવીને આગળ વધો છો. રસ્તો હવે ઉંચું ચઢાણ કરે છે. હવે પાછી વનરાજી શરુ થઈ જાય છે. વાંકો ચુંકો , સાપની જેમ સરકતો તમારો આ પથ કોઈ નાના હીલસ્ટેશનમાં તમે આવી ગયા હો તેવો આભાસ ઉભો કરે છે............

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Re: [Gujarati Club] A gujarati boy

It's Pound Sign ........... Not a doller.

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From: Nilesh Rajyaguru <rajnico@yahoo.co.uk>
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Sent: Monday, March 31, 2008 12:15:51 PM
Subject: Re: [Gujarati Club] A gujarati boy

In london it is pound not a dollar

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give £20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man,whom people consider God, who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jai, come up here and I'll give you the £20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jai , since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jai replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

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One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man,whom people consider God, who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

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[Gujarati Club] Kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna,

Kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna,
ho jaaye to inkaar mat karna!
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Nazmein Laaye The Hum Dil Kured Kured Kar,
Par Alfaaz Bhi Chale Gaye Unhein Dekh Kar"

Buhat tamana thi, pyaar mein Aashiyan banane ki,
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[Gujarati Club] Kitne haseen the who pal,

Kitne haseen the who pal,
Jinhe yaad karte hai hum har pal.
Kise pata tha ke yeh bhi din aayenge,
Jinme hum na tumhe payenge.
Jeete the hum tab bhi aur jeete hain aaj bhi,
Bas itna hai ke bhool gaye jeene ka maqsad hi.
Khwaab tab bhi dekhte the , Khwaab aaj bhi dekhte hain,
Bas itna hai ke inme aaj khud ko tadapta dekhte hain.
Sham tab bhi hoti thi , Sham aaj bhi hoti hai,
Bas itna hai ke suraj ki jagah khud ko doobta dekhte hain.
Chand aur tare jab bhi the , Chand aur tare aaj bhi hain,
Bas itna hai ke inki roshni me khud ko jalta dekhte hain.
Humrahi tab bhi tha, Humrahi aaj bhi hai,
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Khasmosh say lab ankhoon main nami hoti hai
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Ankhoon ko band kar k us ko main sochoon to
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Ab haath jo uthta hain to yahi dua hoti hai...!!