Re: [Gujarati Club] A gujarati boy

It's Pound Sign ........... Not a doller.

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From: Nilesh Rajyaguru <rajnico@yahoo.co.uk>
To: gujaraticlub@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2008 12:15:51 PM
Subject: Re: [Gujarati Club] A gujarati boy

In  london it  is  pound  not  a  dollar    

 

 

 

 

 

                                One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give £20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man,whom people consider God, who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jai, come up here and I'll give you the £20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jai , since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jai replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

"Avin :)" <metallic.unicorn@ gmail.com> wrote:

A gujarati boy Love Daily Jokes? Click to join this group     One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man,whom people consider God, who ever lived." An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct." Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either. Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20." As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!" ~~~~~~~~   Few More Jokes 4U : (1) Daytime Affair  (2) Clever Girls  (3) Santa in Intensive care unit  (4) Divorced Barbie  (5) The Blonde Police Applicant

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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