A priest and a nun come out of a parish meeting late at night and the father says to the nun, "Sister, would you mind if I walked you to you door?" She answered, "OK but just this once." They walked quietly the her building and the father said, "Sister, would you mind if I kissed you on the cheek?" And the nun answered, "Okay, as long as you don't get into the habit." One morning I found a beautiful long-stemmed rose lying by the kitchen sink. Even though the flower was plastic, I was thinking how, after all the years we had been married, my husband could still make such a wonderful romantic gesture. "Dear Sue," it read. "Don't touch the rose, I'm using the stem to unclog the drain." When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, my husband, Glenn, and his partner, both EMTs rushed to her home. Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen. Then he began to gather her information. "What's your age?" he asked.   |
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