Gujarati Club News: [Gujarati Club] This may Curve your Lips BY***aSh***

A priest and a nun come out of a parish meeting late at night and the father says to the nun, "Sister, would you mind if I walked you to you door?"

She answered, "OK but just this once."

They walked quietly the her building and the father said, "Sister, would you mind if I kissed you on the cheek?"

And the nun answered, "Okay, as long as you don't get into the habit."

One morning I found a beautiful long-stemmed rose lying by the kitchen sink. Even though the flower was plastic, I was thinking how, after all the years we had been married, my husband could still make such a wonderful romantic gesture.

Then I noticed a love note lying next to it.

"Dear Sue," it read. "Don't touch the rose, I'm using the stem to unclog the drain."

When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, my husband, Glenn, and his partner, both EMTs rushed to her home. Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen. Then he began to gather her information. "What's your age?" he asked.

"Fifty-eight, " answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger. "What does that do?"

"It's a lie detector," said Glenn with a straight face. "Now, what did you say your age was?"

"Sixty-seven, " answered the woman sheepishly.