Lol !
Some were new ones.
:)
Here is the most easiest Quiz.
Post no. 377 here--->
http://www.r2iclubforums.com/forums/showthread.php/17799-MT-Jokes-and-Humor-III?p=350201#post350201
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--- In gujaraticlub@yahoogroups.com, Arvind Patel <arvind.arvind1uk@...> wrote:
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> *Brain** Quiz: This should help stimulate the old Brain Cells...*
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> *Answers at bottom:*
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> 1. Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar bills?
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> 2. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
> second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
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> 3. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and
> he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
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> 4. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
> world?
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> 5. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
> four feet?
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> 6. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
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> 7. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
> summer. How is this possible?
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> 8. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
> not?
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> 9. What *was the **US President's* Name in 1975?
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> 10. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what
> place would you be in now?
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> 11. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of
> the egg is white"?
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> 12. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
> field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
> field?
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> Here are the Answers
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> 1. Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar bills?
> Answer: There is one more dollar
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> 2. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
> second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
> Answer: Johnny
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> 3. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall,
> and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
> Answer: Meat
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> 4. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
> world?
> Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet
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> 5. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
> four feet?
> Answer: There is no dirt in a hole
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> 6. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
> Answer: Incorrectly
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> 7. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
> summer. How is this possible?
> Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
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> 8. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
> not?
> Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take
> pictures.
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> 9. What was the President's Name in 1975?
> Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama
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> 10. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what
> place would you be in now?
> Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place,
> not first.
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> 11. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of
> the egg is white"?
> Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow
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> 12. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
> field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
> field?
> Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big
> stack
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> --
> "If we fight, we may not always win, but if we don't fight, we will surely
> lose."
> ARVIND.
> arvind.arvind1uk@...
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