[Gujarati Club] Weekend express BY***aSh***My mail of the day


I was dancing with my darlin' to the Tennessee Waltz
When an old friend I happened to meet.
I introduced her to my darling, and while they were dancing,
My friend stole my sweetheart from me.

I remember the night and the Tennessee Waltz,
I'm knowing now just what I have lost.
Yes, I've lost my little darlin'
The night they were playing the beautiful Tennessee Waltz

I remember the night and the Tennessee Waltz,
I'm knowing now just what I have lost.
Yes, I've lost my little darlin'
The night they were playing the beautiful Tennessee Waltz
Oh, the beautiful Tennessee Waltz.



  
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Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful
daughter, the PRINCESS.  
 

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.


Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired... what could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,

"If your daughter touches one thing
that does not melt in her hands,
" she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.


The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter
an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.




But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly
.



The second prince brought diamonds.





He thought diamonds are the hardest substance
 in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.


He too was sent away disappointed..  

The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, although she turned red
..




She felt something hard. She held it in her hand...


And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed.
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed!


And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.



Question: What was in the prince's pants?




M&M's of course.


They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking??

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