Re: [Gujarati Club] A WINNER !!

 

ArvindBhai:

These  CWG scenes reminds me of an olden timer joke, that we were enjoying telling  in the Kindergarten to one another !!

 

Once,  3  Gappodidaas ( Bluff Masters ) were  releasing the air,  from right underneath their arms, while sitting on an open  terassa, under the full moonlight.

While started bluffing,.. they had no shame,...

1.   In our country,... UAE,... Burj Arab, Khalifa,..dubai, we got a tallest building,..... and on it a helli Pad, a straight, flat, smoother, heavenly platform,...where one can play Tennis, Badminton and Golf  and can see the entire world, including all of the  nine planets !

2.  The other idiotic adds,...It's nothing,... in our nation we got a longest River called Nile, flowing from  the north pole to the south pole that no aliens can ever cross and that's how Planet earth is alien free today,...and water so clean that a surgeon can do surgery of a human, while looking at the reflection in the water  !

3.  A  japanese guy stood up,...  saying,...You guys are morons, or what  !!  In our japan , we make in our cloth-mills  a  cloth named " wooliee" a so soft and gentle cloth, 100 times smoother than "Resham" and it has got its heavenly feel, unavailable even to the Gods!

Having enuff of  Baloney,  finally,... our  Karsan kaka stood up from India, fixed his end of  dhoti,..smelled a pinch of  "Chhinkani" and said,..  Calm down ,.. you idiotic,  dimwit,  brainless homophobic, morons,.. 

" In our india,.....  We have a  "Laaliya Kootara"  !!  Our Laaaliya Kootara ( Doggie )  can go on the top of your burj arab, card house and can shitt a fudge-ful right on that table top helli pad,..... then,...... Go to your Nile River and clean the arse thoroughly,..... and then,...  go to your Japan and can wipe the arse completely with your japanese Woolie and ,... can come back home safe and sound winning the race, undoubtedly as No. 1 !!

I think that's what we see in those CWG pictures !!   No ??

Lololololl!

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By the way,..... If you rearrange the letters " Suresh kalmadi" it comes up,...

"Sir, U made Lakhs !"

;)

 

 

 


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Ever seen a lavender farm?
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[Gujarati Club] Fwd: Faaltu Sawal Na Jawab !

 



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Bhavin Patel  
                                  

Subject: Faaltu Sawal Na Jawab !






 
 
 
The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with them.
 
 
 
ફાલતુ' સવાલોના 'ફાલતુ' જવાબો



ધંધામાં છું એટલે લોકો પૂછે છે: "ક્યા? દાલ રોટી નીકલતી હૈ?"

મને જવાબ આપવાની ઈચ્છા થઈ જાય છેઃ "દાલ નીકલતી હૈ, રોટી પડોસ મેં સે લાતે હૈ!"


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સવારે તૈયાર થઈ બ્રીફકેસ લઈ ઘરેથી બહાર નીકળીએ, પડોસી પૂછેઃ "શું નોકરી પર જાવ છો?"

"ના. બગીચામાં આંટો મારવા નીકળ્યો છુ!"


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દીકરીના લગન પછી… "શું દીકરી ને વરાવી?"

"ના.., આ તો હવાફેર કરવા એના સાસરે ગઈ છે!"


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શું દીકરાને પરણાવી આવ્યા?"

" ના.., ના, આ તો બાજુના ગામમાંથી સાતફેરા ફેરવીને, મંગલસુત્ર પહેરાવીને, વીંટી પહેરાવીને અને છેડા બાંધીને ઓળખીતાની દીકરીને ઘરે લઈ આવ્યા!"


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કાકાને વરંડામાં ચા પીતાં જોઈ ને… " શું કાકા ચા પીવો છો?"

" ના.., રકાબી ચાટું છું!"


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હોસ્પીટલમાં દાખલ કરેલ દર્દી વિશે પૂછતાં… "કેમ? હોસ્પીટલમાં? તબીયત નરમ ગરમ રહે છે?"

" ના.., ના.., આ તો નર્સો પર લાઈનો મારવાની ઈચ્છા થયેલ એટલે થયું કે દાખલ થઈ જ જાઉં!"
 
Sometimes you meet somebody at a movie theatre and the person ask you - "Suu Movie Jowa Aawye Choo "?

I love to answer "Na Makhi Marwa Aawyo Choo Tame Pan Mari Saathe  Chaalo"
 
At The Grocery Store -"Suu Grocery Leewa Aawye Choo"?

I Love to say "Na Hoo Pele Cashire Na Leewa Aawyo Choo"

 
 





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Re: [Gujarati Club] A WINNER !!

 

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